Utah

Utah is so scenic. Well, just take in a view. Certainly, this place looks so nice. Do we say nice or mice. Here it is.

AI chip

Alibaba has an AI chip - wow. This will speed up... like neural network processing. Do tell me... that it ain't so.

Jobs

Jobs are being sent over seas. For example, a lot of computer programmers... like they work for less than our own minimum wage. It is hard to compete as you are forced to take cuts in your own pay. Let us be honest with you. I do see a future where high paying jobs are few, but bills are many.

baby boomers

Right now baby boomers excel in our gig economy. Yeah, that side hustle could become the main one. Most people are trying out new skills that are great for us. Folks, the analog age is over. Get ready for a brand new DIGITAL era.

three mile island

Oh yes, the three-mile island nuclear power plant will close after opening 45 years ago. It was quite infamous in a previous era. Well, we do know that most people do not want to use nuclear power. Well, it is not very green.

shadow man

Certainly, we do not like a shadow man. He rears his ugly head once more. Well, that is my very own opinion.

FED

FED cuts interest rates once more. Brothers and sisters, we hope to avoid an immense economic crisis. Let us hope so. Hey, the jobs are few and the bills are many.