luxury home orders surge

This just in. Oh yes, luxury home orders surge. Well, that is good news. Tool Brothers profit gains as revenue rises. Rich get richer and poor are poorer. Sadly, this is our case.

employees going rogue

Yeah, more employees going rogue. That is what is going on. Perhaps you have heard of what we say. People need to become more aware. This is so serious.

short story ban

There is talk of a ban on short stories from amazon. Most claim it is an internet hoax, but I am not very sure. Lots of complaints are about book size. Yeah, a short story ban is super. Currently there is suppose to the a 2,500 word minimum. Well, that is what we are hearing.

Pink Elephants

Certainly never seen one. However, they do exists as albino, or so science says. Pink Elephants are suppose to be sacred creature, but we are not so sure. Dumbo saw some. He was a bit drunk at the time. OK so we have heard or is that "herd" that there are some pink elephants over on wall mart, but that could be just a rumor.

Good reads

Good reads is acquire via amazon. This is so scary. Like they are moving on. Yeah, right into social and good reads was a great company. What do we say yo. Big get bigger and small firms are swallowed up. Certainly it is a great time to be a major company.

cicadas are coming

Clear the streets, the cicadas are coming. Well, there will soon be an army. Yeah, of over one billion in our air. They sure are noisy.