TIME

TIME is an enema. Oh wow, enemy we mean. Yeah, that is certainly what we say. It take so much stuff away. Yeah, that worst of all is our own energy.

conscious

Plants are not conscious. That is what researchers argue. Hey, that should not surprise us. After all, they have no brain mon ami. Well, some humans are similar to plants in some ways. Yo, we need to make sure... that we act in a more mature manner.

Netflix

Netflix has lost two of its most popular TV series. They are "Friends" and "The Office", but they are creating a lot of low-cost original movies. Sadly, these will often fail to satisfy us. Please work on getting back those old movies. Yeah, we do not see many anymore. Yeah, we are way too busy it seems. Do hope that Netflix does not increase its rates once more.

Orlando

Orlando is often called the house of the mouse. AKA, the tragic kingdom has no magic. Honestly, we do not like the nasty fat rat any. Like wow, we do um truly hope that he encounters a hungry cat soon.

San Francisco

San Francisco bans vaping. Well, that really is some sour news. Please tell that development to Darth vapors. He likes to use some. Hey, there it is.

electric car

There is a major pain... like when you own an ELECTRIC car.  Basically, you have to wait for many hours for it to charge up. Hey, this is one ominous universe we are in. It is, after all, a lot more convenient to use or own a gas car. Let us hope that most individuals will favor our environment over convenience.

no entry

Question for you. Do you think that no entry is a strange sign? OK, so personally I prefer to see - the wrong way.

dangerous dryers

Like wow, dangerous dryers are a serious concern. Do clean the lint out when you can. Fires are so common.

old age

OK, so one thing that most individuals fear is old age. Ah yes, it can creep up on us. Hey, we did say creep.

old cows

Do you know where hamburger come from yo? Basically, we do understand that it is the cheapest ingredients they grind up. Well, it is old cows. Sadly, they do not give milk any more. Farmers send them to be chopped up so they can end up as a big mac.

ice

Greenland is losing a lot of ice. Yeah, it might one day really be green. Like there would certainly be no ice. Well, that day is far away.

red car

There is something really special about a red car. Let us get out some more. Yeah, that is what we are saying. Do like the open air.

premium

For a lake house we pay a premium. They claim that this premium... has been shrinking over many years. Honestly, we are not so sure. After all, the lake is nice. Maybe this is because it becomes harder for us to get flood insurance.

no entry

Actually, we know that no entry is a strange sign. It could be that we should make it different for a visually impaired person. Well, here it is.

scraps

Bears fight over scraps. Oh wow, being hungry is not easy. There is a lot about nature that is not nice. Well, this happens to be one example, but there are many more.

details

OK, so they say that the devil is in the details, but I am not so sure. Please tell me... like what exactly they mean. Hey, we are in an enormous universe. Definitely, they could be wrong. Yeah, let us indeed hope so.

Extinct Volcano

Extinct Volcano woke up. This event is so worrisome. God have mercy on us. Please remember who our enemies are.