self-driving cars

Oh wow, this is grim news. It seems self-driving cars hit people with dark skin more. This problem at night becomes worse. Neural networks rely on contrast for pattern detection and we are told that this issue is serious. Pedestrians might want to exercise some care. Perhaps reflective clothing might help cars see us.

5G

5G is coming to a city near us. Yeah, we do love the speed up. However, it will probably be more expensive. Also, we are looking at a tiny cell phone screen. Question for you. Do we really need to see 4K movies? Frankly, I do not think so. Hey, it might be more crisp.  That said, it is hard to tell unless we connect our tiny little phone to a large 4K screen.

magnets

OK, so HDR inventor Steven Gibbs does say that the Hyper Dimensional Resonation works better when we use a barium oxide bar magnet. This is a great idea to get one. I like regular ceramic magnets and those are cheap on amazon. Often, I can pay around nine bucks for a small one. Yeah, I did say nine. However, the best size to use with an HDR is six by four by one... that is inches we mean. Yeah, we get better results when use a compass. That will help us align the north pole field with our stomach chakra.

high paying jobs

Fellows, we note that high paying jobs in the work place often bring misery. Happiness is indeed far from us. Actually, there are many reasons. I believe we are truly happy when we help another person. Most executives are constantly down sizing. They talk about out sourcing. Basically, that is sending good jobs over seas. Perhaps, you can notice that a lot of our factories, warehouses and malls are empty now. Jobs are going away.

unicorns

Hey, there really were unicorns. It seems they are not a myth as some say. Frankly, we are not so sure. Basically, it would be great to see one.

oz

Gotta love oz. OK, so here we go. Australia has license plates with emoji. That should have us smiling from ear to ear or a micro grin. Like wow, that choice really is up to you. It is best that we find a new way to express our joy.

AI

AI extracts speech bubbles from newspaper comics. Folks, that is truly amazing. Just what can we say except wow.

Walmart

Walmart eliminates store greeters just now. That is certainly a piece of sour news. Yeah, we did say piece. Sadly, we feel this was long in coming. Honestly, we do not think that Walmart will save a lot of money.

2021 recession

Economists see a 2021 recession. Hey, we do not agree. Frankly, I believe that we could be in one now.

Bill Cosby

Bill Cosby says that he feels no remorse... for his serious crimes. Folks, no hoax, like we are not making this one up. It is truly amazing. Well, be glad that he is still in prison. Here is some great news. Bill cannot hurt another woman.


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worms

Scientists claim that your ancestors from two billion years ago were worms. They claim to have found some evidence in rocks, of tunnels that are so old we cannot even imagine. Brothers and sisters, this sounds like an insult to me. After all, my ancestors were Adam and Eve.

Elon Musk

Elon Musk believes that AI is scary. It is more dangerous than a thermonuclear weapon. Artificial Intelligence we mean. What we fear is an ass. That would be - artificially simulated stupidity.


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Kroger pay

Kroger pay is near. This is a payment system that uses a QR scan. QR might indeed stand for a quick response. Well, that is not we believe or see.

apes

According to science... like we all came...  from monkeys or apes. Frankly, I know that ain't so. It is best that we do what God says. Otherwise, the fire is most certainly waiting to cook us.

pepsi

Bad news in pepsi. It is using automation to get rid of workers this year. Yo, what we need is more jobs, but we get more excuses. Please tell me... that I am wrong. Folks, we could be moving into a new economic crisis.

wind power

Yo, we do like wind power. It will help us. After all, fossil fuels are running out and they will become more expensive. Please think of how all the car companies... like they are working on creating electric cars. Actually, we can create electricity using wind power. Maybe, the future really is up in our air.

roman empire

USA reminds me of the roman empire.  The parallels are many. Friends, let me tell you... things are not going our way. Ah yes, history is not our friend no more. In fact, it is an enemy. Sadly, we used to be producers, but now we are consumers.