Utah

Utah is so scenic. Well, just take in a view. Certainly, this place looks so nice. Do we say nice or mice. Here it is.

AI chip

Alibaba has an AI chip - wow. This will speed up... like neural network processing. Do tell me... that it ain't so.

Jobs

Jobs are being sent over seas. For example, a lot of computer programmers... like they work for less than our own minimum wage. It is hard to compete as you are forced to take cuts in your own pay. Let us be honest with you. I do see a future where high paying jobs are few, but bills are many.

baby boomers

Right now baby boomers excel in our gig economy. Yeah, that side hustle could become the main one. Most people are trying out new skills that are great for us. Folks, the analog age is over. Get ready for a brand new DIGITAL era.

three mile island

Oh yes, the three-mile island nuclear power plant will close after opening 45 years ago. It was quite infamous in a previous era. Well, we do know that most people do not want to use nuclear power. Well, it is not very green.

shadow man

Certainly, we do not like a shadow man. He rears his ugly head once more. Well, that is my very own opinion.

FED

FED cuts interest rates once more. Brothers and sisters, we hope to avoid an immense economic crisis. Let us hope so. Hey, the jobs are few and the bills are many.

train tracks

When I was a little one, the trains were so common. Sadly, we live in a world where most abandoned train tracks are full of weeds and bushes are overgrown. Yeah, we do wish that we still had them, but the old steam engine was replaced by a search engine.

Peacock

NBC launches the Peacock streaming service. Well, that is great news. Still, it is certainly getting a bit crowded for us.

different era

I remember a much different era. Oh yes, it was the analog age. People we a lot happier in some ways. Certainly, there were a lot fewer worries. Basically, we live in an immense technological gasp. Hey, we need to reconnect with who we are. Still, we do have so many awesome memories.

statue

I do not know what this statue means. Do you think it is angels or fairy, or is it my imagination because I believe they have wings.

pet

If you have a pet,
you will probably visit a vet...
soon.

habitable zone

OK, so water was detected in air... like of an alien super-Earth planet orbiting in its own habitable zone. Folks, this news is serious. Maybe, there is somewhere else for us. Hey, we do live in an enormous universe.

AI

Artificial Intelligence - AI and machine learning might be good for us. Ah yes, time will tell as we say. Still, we do believe that robots are worrisome. Frankly, they could indeed take a lot of our jobs away.

Walmart

Walmart will stop selling e-cigs and that is great news. Maybe, we will soon see... that there is an end to the tragic vaping craze. OK, so we could indeed be wrong. Still, we can dream of a better world, can't we?

hues

Ah yes, hues and shades brighten up our year. Colors are vibrant and warm. There is so much that we can enjoy.

Carbs

Carbs could help us live more. Bro, this is the latest in our science. Funny, I thought that carbohydrates were bad for us. Silly me... that is so last year.

Japan

Japan might have to dump radioactive Fukushima water into the open ocean. Basically, it is out of storage space. Well, that is some sour news. Do wish that this process... like it was not so necessary.

gross music

Fellows, a lot of our music is gross. Yeah, it is not just the rotten language that they use. Think of all the rap songs... that put down women. Hey, radio is a raw sewer. Certainly, we need to clean it up.