minimalism

 Hey, we see that um minimalism is wrong.  After all, we should keep it to a minimum. Yeah, that is a pun. Those can be fun or so we see.

old programmers

 I have often ask the question. What happens to old computer programmers? Where do they even go? Ah maybe, it is to the same place that old secretaries go. Funny, you never see any. Oh yes, old ones we mean. Sadly, one day an executive says - your services are no longer necessary. Then you are gone. Let me add, your career is over.

invasion

 I really do wonder if there will ever be an alien invasion. That would be so scary. OK, so it would also be exciting in a weird way. Do wonder why some aliens abduct us. Maybe, creating hybrid babies is one answer.

FOOD

 Brothers and sisters, it is not just my opinion, but um FOOD is expensive. Hey, we are not about to start talking about problems such as all the empty shelves in our grocery. That situation certainly is so worrisome.

snow

 Frankly, in the middle of winter, we do not miss snow. That said, we do in a warm summer season. Yeah, we do simmer in summer.