pretty

 Being called pretty is seen as wrong now. I do not enjoy... like living in an extremely politically correct era. Hey, we have to measure every word we say with an eyedropper even. Yeah, it feels like we are walking on eggs.

landmarks

 Oh wow, landmarks are important, and lighthouses can guide us. This is certainly one eerie enourmous universe. Perhaps our lives do lack purpose. However, remember that God created the universe we are in. He can find a purpose for you.

stock market

 Oh wow, the stock market might um CRASH soon. That means a lot less cash after the crash for little us. Economist indeed believe that there could be a massive recession soon. Yeah, the odds are on a rise. Friends, our situation is serious.

warning sign

 Walmart flashes a warning sign. Yeah, it is for the entire consumer economic crisis. Shoppers are not shopping it seems. Well, we could this one coming. Oh yes, like a mile away even. This should never amaze us. Like we are in a massive recession or near one. Basically, the big flashing red signs do point that way.

Elon Musk

 Elon Musk warns us. Oh yes, that trouble is near. Folks, we do believe that the hungry wolf is at our door, but we do not know how we can make him go away. Sadly, his enormous appetite is ravenous. Yeah, we did say enormous.

office

 Mandatory fun at the office is over. Well, that is awesome news. People really do not like to come in. Remote work is max pop.

tech wreak

 Alas, the tech wreak goes on. The DOWN jones is down some more. Fellow colleagues, it is not a good time to be an investors as we see. Yeah, we really do believe that our situation can improve. However,  in the short term,  like many things might get even worse.

serve man

 I was seeing the twilight zone episode - to serve man. Spoiler alert, the big hungry aliens are carnivorous. Well, that bit should amaze no one. I do believe that they really wanna serve man - medium rare.

sound cloud

 Oh wow, sound cloud buys an artificial intelligence company that uses an AI program... to predict hit songs. Don't think that this technology should be allowed to pick what music... like we should be allow to hear or videos to view.

rear view mirrors

 Folks, there is something special about rear view mirrors. Cardinals peck away at em... like with a passion even. Don't know what the big fuss is. These birds spend hours pecking away at my rear view mirror.