Miami Beach

Miami Beach cancels spring break just now. Folks, this scary scenario... like is turning into a FRIGHT mare. Oh wow, it really is a sad spring. Do hope that things improve soon. Hey, we need to get our economy moving again.

sports

Players are not as active in sports as they once were. Do blame our new um social distancing for that one. Hey, it is going to be a real pain.

mars

Brothers and sisters - here is awesome news. Oh wow, organic matter was found on mars. Hey, we did say organic. Do wonder if life on mars ever was.

black swan

Yo, the corona virus collapse of our economy... truly is a black swan. Hey, we did not see it coming even. Sadly, it could trigger a massive recession. People have been dumping stocks are we see a near crisis. Please buckle up. It going to be a bumpy ride, but we should never panic. After all, that foolish reaction solves nothing for us.

scamper

Question for you. Why do mice scamper? Hey, we are not so sure. Cats might want to find out what the reason is.

vegan

This just in. Jill Biden confronts a vegan. Oh wow, this story is amazing. Fellow colleagues, we cannot make this stuff up. It is just too crazy insane.

global economy

I do not enjoy seeing the corona virus.  Yeah, it could affect the global economy. Maybe, we will enter a massive recession. Things do not look good for us. Frankly, we need to focus on rapidly rebuilding our industry as we certainly cannot depend on China no more.