Skype

Oh wow, you can now use Skype to send people money. Maybe somebody can send me some. Yeah, we can all use more. Sadly, don't get much right now. Do blame our ever worsening economic crisis.

FAA

FAA must review airline seat size. Yeah, we feel that they are getting smaller every year. It is getting harder to squeeze in.

Twitter

Twitter added zero users. Folks, this is scary.

museums

Long form novels are back with a vengeance. However, I struggle to understand the world we are in. For example, take a look at those modern art museums. Just exactly, what is the message? Quite frankly, we got no answer.

auto play videos

Google puts auto play videos in its search engine. Well, we do not remember asking for this one. Ah yes, do wear headphones in case the video contains some screams. Otherwise, our present jobs might become fond warm memories. There is trouble ahead on the information super highway my fine ones.

ransom money

Question for you... may our US gov pay ransom money? I believe that the answer is no. Yeah, it could cause more abductions to increase. Also, there are people who say it would help the bad guys. However, I could be wrong.

Weekend is upon us

Weekend is upon us. Hey, what movie can we see. There are so many on our view screen. Like wow, it is nice and cool in a cinema. Also, there is a lot of popcorn. It does make me wonder - like where did the good ones go.

mobile messages

Be careful with mobile messages. Yeah, we know that you like to use your cellular telephone, but there are some issues. Please do remember that your fingers are big, and the "keyboard" is really small on the tiny micro screen. Hey, this can lead to typos and grammar errors. Sadly, those marvelous mobile messages can make you look like an amateur and not a pro. ➤

OJ Simpson

OJ Simpson could be free soon. The parole hearing is coming up. He is 70 years of age. If he has to stay, he will probably die in prison.

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John McCain

John McCain has brain cancer. This is so eerie. He is an american icon. DC reminds me of the roman empire. Keep on fighting we say. John McCain need our support now more than ever. Well, he might not be with us soon. Basically, he became a lot more famous when he ran as prez. Sadly, he will need an operation in the future that is very near.

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Florida

Florida is the state most affected by a rising ocean. Perhaps we should all move into boat houses and sail the seven seas. That said, I do not see any docks underwater in miami. Hey, it must be my poor vision. After all, we do understand the concept of sea level rise.

Atomic weapons

Atomic weapons are too big to use. Well, that is what we are told by men in science. Frankly, they only love to lie to us. I do not like any weapons.

new ideas

Please submit new ideas you want me to write on - thank you.

scary

BEK or black eyes kids are so scary. They are like something out of a horror movie even. OK, so BEK got pale skin and big black eyes. Like we do not wanna see one.

blue

Feeling a bit blue now? Yeah, this is how it is. Just remember that things are going worse. It is due to our economic crisis.

Big K

Last super K-mart is closing down just now. Big K is going away. Almost like losing a friend or an enemy. Whatever is our case. This store is full of warm memories. Maybe we all need to grow up.

escape

People want to escape. Alaskan volcano erupts once more. This leads to an aviation warning. Yeah, this is so wow. Oh wow, we do love to travel all over. Fellows, this is a really big universe. It is beyond enormous.

DMOZ is gone

DMOZ is gone.  Talk of a replacement is no more. It was great as directories go. Still, the world moves on. What a strange universe we are in. Oh wow, the past is fading. Sadly, we cannot bring it back even using our money.

Red

Red is nano awesome. Oh yes, so is orange. Both are so warm. Let the sunshine in. Get rid of grim gray. It is not our way.

evergreen

Make your content evergreen. What does that even mean?

Evergreen content helps us win. Basically, it is a how-to manual instead of the daily news. It is great for getting more viewers. They come back year after year. Also, it does not age. Think of a book about the roman empire. People do not have to throw it away. The opposite of evergreen would a book about a new language for computer programmers. Like that gets real old in a zap.

zoos

Gorillas do not belong in zoos. They are people similar to us. Nobody likes to be in a cage. Just what do we say even.

old trucks

Hey, old trucks fascinate me. Ford is pushing trucks more. There is more money. Also, they have better margins. What they do not like are small cars. Yeah, those are dangerous and then some more. Just remember not to crash into a truck any time soon. Otherwise, you will be no more.

panoramic view

Gotta love those panoramic views. They just take your breath away. Do look at the valley floor and the river. All we can say is wow.

crayola crayon

There is a new crayola crayon. It need a name. Victory is what we choose, but that might be a bit too epic. Time will tell as we see.

50 years ago

50 years ago television came upon us. People still remember all the black and white television as an awesome era. There was the world with a lot more innocence. Still, here we are. Yet, we often wonder about the world that was. Maybe things were indeed better 50 years ago.